Gonna play the Kim kardashian game until people love me enough to come to my parties and not cancel at last minute and until people miss me when they’re on holiday and until I stop cryin ok cool at least I’m really tanned I look hot but yes very sad on inside oh well


I wish I was this excited about exercise ALL the time.

I could use this tonight — well, every night — but more so tonight.

you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen

Since dedicating myself to getting into “superhero shape,” several articles regarding my weight have been brought to my attention. Claims have been made that I’ve been on a strict workout routine regulated by co-stars, whipped into shape by trainers I’ve never met, eating sprouted grains I can’t pronounce and ultimately losing 14 pounds off my 5’3” frame. Losing 14 pounds out of necessity in order to live a healthier life is a huge victory. I’m a petite person to begin with, so the idea of my losing this amount of weight is utter lunacy. If I were to lose 14 pounds, I’d have to part with both arms. And a foot. I’m frustrated with the irresponsibility of tabloid media who sell the public ideas about what we should look like and how we should get there.

Scarlett Johansson for the Huffington Post [x]

More of her brilliant articles can be found here.

(via theshadowsinthesun)